My Steampunk Bed
In
2007 a friend and I were talking about our plans and projects. His
girlfriend interrupted very matter-of-factly, saying that our plans
were never going to happen. She said that because all she heard was
talk and was completely blind to the fact that there were stages of
planning and arrangements that had to be made before anything physical
could have been implemented.
She had no insight as to
the details of what we were talking about. My mistake was in not
letting her know that she was talking in complete ignorance. When I
asked her why she said that, she said that if we had ANY intentions
whatsoever to carry out our plans we should stop talking about them and
just do them. I realized that she's just a very stupid woman who
can't see anything past the bridge of her nose. I personally prefer
the company of those who like to challenge their boundaries and think
big, in other words, people with a vision.
People without visions are very mundane, negative, exhausting, and
stale. They can never use their minds to create, only consume.
My
friend and I had plans that incurred expenses. Instead of giving up,
or compromising, we chose to employ patience as a resource. To help
keep our projects alive we talked about them from time to time and
brainstormed, exploring possibilities.
My plan, a
four-post bed, is well under way. The structure of the bed is
complete; I just have a ton of aesthetic elements that I haven't gotten
to yet. It stands over seven feet tall. When completed, this bed will
have included:
1. metalworking (cleaning, cutting, welding, grinding, and possibly bending)
2. woodworking (and finishing)
3. painting (metal)
4. architectural design
5. painting (artistic)
6. framing
7. sewing (drapery)
8. electronics (wiring) and possibly
9. stained glass
10. tatting
11. mosaic (possibly)
What can I say… to much is never enough.
I
didn't possess all the skills mentioned above so I did what I could
and sought assistance, or education, where needed. I didn't have the
funds for the entire thing so I went to the local dump and found bed
irons, cleaned them, welded them together and made four lamps for the
tops of each bedpost.

(I haven't stained the plywood above the lamps yet.)
I
was about to painstakingly remove all the heavily laden rust from the
bed irons when someone told me that If I get most of the rust off,
there are paints that can be used over rust and the metal underneath
will be fine. I was so happy to hear that.


A friend
of mine was getting rid of old warped two-by-fours so I used that for
the interior of the bed. He couldn't recognize them after I cut them
down and stained them.
What was the inspiration for this masterpiece?
I've
always considered New York City my home and since I'm no longer there I
wanted to incorporate architectural elements from NYC to remind me of
home. While I was visiting the city one day I walked across the
Brooklyn Bridge and noticed the architectural elements of the Manhattan
Bridge. I saw the same industrial pattern on the George Washington
Bridge and on the girders that support the trains above Myrtle Ave and
Broadway in Queens and Brooklyn. It was a metal X in a square. There
and then I decided to use that architectural element for my bed posts.
While
at the machine shop the guys would occasionally joke with me saying
that I was going to be sleeping on a bridge. At first they couldn't
figure out what I was doing. Some thought I was building a cage. All
they saw was me cutting tons of small pieces of metal. Afterwards they
were blown away. One woman said that I should get a black sheet with
yellow stripes down the middle so that it could look like a street. We
laughed.
Every time, and I mean EVERY TIME someone
sees it for the first time, I get the "WOW" factor from haters and
admirers alike, so I know it's coming out pretty awesome. On several
occasions people have told me that it is very masculine. That's
perfect because I didn't want anything "pretty".
The
funny thing about it is that when people asked me what style I built it
in, I honestly couldn't say because it has elements from different
time periods. I use to say that it's primarily Industrial with touches
of Victorian and Gothic. It actually is steampunk. While I designed
& built it I had no idea that a steampunk genre even existed much
less the word itself. As I was finishing the for metal bedposts my
friend with the ignorant girlfriend came and described my bed as
steampunk.
“What's that?” I asked him.
“Google it,” he said. So I did and found the genre of my heart. I love steampunk and I love my steampunk bed.
Even
though it's not finished and probably won't be for a good while, I'm
happy with it. It is beautiful, it is original, and provides me with
plenty of storage above and beneath.
This bed is a big reason why I haven't been painting to much but I'm not down about it because I consider it a sculpture. Granted there are many things I would've done differently but for being my very first project in metal I think it's great.
I welcome all comments (ESPECIALLY if you're into steampunk).